September 02, 2010
Clash Of The Heathens
Now that Stephen Hawking has denied the role of God in the universe's creation, he won't be able to beg for divine intervention as I put him in a chokehold in the final moments of our zero-g deathmatch. I also thought up a new tagline for the TV promos advertising our match:
Two godless gimps will enter the ring. Only one will leave.
I'm also thinking we can do a sort of pre-match before the main event. Dig it: Hawking and I tag team a bunch of yeshiva students, Mormon missionaries, and Bible camp counselors. The pay-per-view numbers alone could be enormous.
Posted by wintermute2_0 at September 2, 2010 06:44 PM
Comments
Even I would subscribe for this match!
Posted by: Rose at September 4, 2010 02:02 PM