February 03, 2009
Musk
The rush is on to make a quick buck off the upcoming release of the new Star Trek movie. And in the world of tie-in marketing, there's no such thing as a bad idea. One company is creating a set of Trek-themed fragrances with names like Tiberius, Pon Farr, and Red Shirt.
Why would anyone want to smell like a horny Vulcan? I'm not even sure I want to know what a horny Vulcan smells like. But I can guess what Tiberius smells like. Aqua Velva and Saurian brandy with dickish undertones.
I'll stick with my CK One, thank you very much.
Posted by wintermute2_0 at February 3, 2009 08:01 PM