December 16, 2008
Mind's Eye
Japanese scientists have developed a crude but seemingly effective method for computer-assisted scanning and projection of images generated in the brain. I'm predicting that this technology will enable me to retire from my career as a bureaucrat in a couple decades and take up painting. My impressionistic landscapes will be recognized for their dreamlike quality and they'll earn me a few State Fair ribbons. I'll also attempt a few nudes, but I'll grow frustrated and abandon them when I realize my brain has a tendency to exaggerate certain features.
Posted by wintermute2_0 at December 16, 2008 09:29 PM