July 21, 2008
When Pigs Fly
Before I go any further, let me get one thing straight. I like my life just fine. In fact, things have turned out a lot better than I ever thought they could. Having said that, I'm also someone with an imagination. If I woke up tomorrow morning and discovered that my DNA had somehow patched itself and I was just another able-bodied dude, these are the five things I would want to do first:
- Eat a cherry. I choked on one of these as a kid and never touched them again.
- Learn to drive. It can't be as complicated as it looks.
- Get a tan on both my front and back.
- Backpack alone across Europe.
- How to put this delicately. Rhymes with "faster rate". Actually, this one might have to go to the top of the list.
Posted by wintermute2_0 at July 21, 2008 08:14 PM
Comments
Hmm. There has to be an answer to that one that doesn't involve pigs flying.
Posted by: Jacq at July 22, 2008 09:12 PM
Definitely above eating cherries ;)
Posted by: Stephen at July 25, 2008 07:09 PM