May 01, 2008
Stating The Obvious
I need to renew the disability parking tag for my van. I understand the bureaucracy's need to periodically verify eligibility for things like this, but it seems like I'm wasting a lot of people's time and resources to prove that my disability still exists. I would be willing to subject myself to a week's worth of humiliatingly invasive medical exams in exchange for some kind of documentation giving me Gimp-for-Life status. Said documentation would be electronically available to any person or entity wishing to confirm my gimpness, saving me substantial amounts of both time and postage. After all, it's not exactly a secret. Maybe I could also get some kind of laser-engraved holographic identification card to carry around in my wallet. In glossy black, of course.
Posted by wintermute2_0 at May 1, 2008 07:30 PM
Comments
Why not knuckle tatts?!
Posted by: cherry at May 4, 2008 04:50 PM