March 15, 2008
Training Day
I'm orientating a new nurse this afternoon and I'm trying to come up with a list of things to cover with her. Here's what I have so far:
- My hearing substantially diminishes when I'm on the computer.
- Don't touch the hair unless specifically instructed otherwise.
- When we're out and about, point out all women in fishnet stockings.
- I get crabby when the Pringles run out.
- You will be considered a veteran once you have mastered my remote control.
- You will crash my chair into walls and other inanimate objects. Accept this because I already have.
- Turning off the ventilator is the quickest way to shut me up.
Posted by wintermute2_0 at March 15, 2008 02:04 PM
Comments
Tooooo Funny... I love your list... somehow I bet you are Great to work for/work with. I have come to appreciate a client with a sense of humor. James had the sip/puff controller on his chair and tended to run into over things... we had holes in the walls, dents in the doors, and my poor toes ... I learned to jump quickly.
The remote control/s what a hoot I had the hardest time with the 5 disc CD changer/ dvd player thingy but FINALLY I learned!
Enjoy your new nurse
Grins
Laura
Posted by: Laura at March 15, 2008 08:36 PM
Here's one I always have to teach 'em: You do not tickle the boss.
Posted by: Michelle at March 16, 2008 11:47 AM
You're a brat : )
Posted by: cherry at March 17, 2008 12:27 AM