August 14, 2007
Any Publicity Is Good Publicity
I want Bill O'Reilly to notice my blog. There, I said it. I want him to mention my blog and the Communist Manifesto in the same breath. I want him to make outlandish comparisons of my readers to followers of [insert radical and discredited ideology here]. I want him to warn his dimwitted and paranoid Fox viewers that, second only to Markos at Daily Kos, I am the most dangerous blogger in America. Can you imagine the traffic that kind of buzz would generate for me? But you guys need to help me out. I need each of you to post, say, 5,000 comments each over the next few days. Under assumed names, of course. My blog won't have that air of menacing influence if I'm only getting a few comments a week. I realize it's a lot to ask, but I have every confidence that you guys will pull through for me.
Posted by wintermute2_0 at August 14, 2007 10:22 PM
Comments
Hey, over here. Look, look! Right here. Now that's the ticket.
Bill O'Reilly's got nothing on the 19th floor.
Posted by: Ms. Pseudonym at August 15, 2007 09:12 AM
better to take as a personal goal: being the funniest blogger in the world. One has to be realistic in one's expectations.
Posted by: Mieke Verstraete at August 16, 2007 04:15 AM
OkeeDokee....here it is:
MY comment....!!!!!
Posted by: Susan at August 16, 2007 11:27 AM
You are an obviously odious communist sympathizer. Minneapolis has always been full of sordid cross-dressers and wheel-chaired degenerates waving the hammer and sickle. It's high time Bill O'Reilly shone a light on the modern-day Sodom and Gemorrah (And more Sodom than Gemorrah I might add). I have it on the highest authority that there are photos of you and Walter Mondale engaged in an unseemly tango involving substantial nudity and various relishes.
Posted by: G at August 17, 2007 06:13 PM
I had the misfortune to watch some of his stuff and I just can't believe how misguided and just plain rude he is.
Posted by: Jacq at August 17, 2007 06:21 PM