March 12, 2007
Critic At Large: 300
Things I learned from the movie 300:
- Spartan men discovered steroids
- Had I been born a Spartan, I most likely would have been tossed over the nearest cliff at the first sign of my gimpiness
- Xerxes was kind of a dick
- Hunchbacks--and by inference, gimps in general--will sell their souls for kinky sex with Persian lap dancers
- Ancient Greece was the birthplace of heavy metal
Posted by wintermute2_0 at March 12, 2007 08:14 PM
Comments
"# Had I been born a Spartan, I most likely would have been tossed over the nearest cliff at the first sign of my gimpiness
# Hunchbacks--and by inference, gimps in general--will sell their souls for kinky sex with Persian lap dancers"
Nice to be included in a flick, isn't it?
Posted by: Kay at March 15, 2007 06:40 PM