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November 20, 2004

Blue Light Special


Holy crap! Target is selling anal massages for only $35.96! That's a steal, trust me. My last anal massage set me back at least fifty bucks. But do I have to actually go to the store to get my massage, or will they deliver it to my home? And who actually does the massage? A matronly-looking Swedish woman or some sweaty ex-con named Buck?

I predict that someone in the Target IT department is going to get a pink slip in five...four...three...

Posted by wintermute2_0 at November 20, 2004 01:17 PM

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