March 19, 2004
New Wheels
I forgot to mention that my new wheelchair was finally approved by Medical Assistance, after only a year of waiting. I even got to pick out the color: Midnight Blue. I'm gonna be one stylin' gimp in my bitchin' new ride. I actually met one guy at a work function who had tricked out his wheelchair with neon running lights and speakers on the back of the seat. He must have spent hundreds of dollars on customizations. It was like something out of The Fast and the Furious. You think you could make a movie about a bunch of badasses in souped-up wheelchairs, going around and robbing banks and blowing up cars that are illegally parked in disability spots? Maybe throw in a couple really hot sex scenes involving a Hoyer lift? Would it sell tickets or is it more of a direct-to-video concept?
Posted by wintermute2_0 at March 19, 2004 09:21 PM
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Comments
Tricked out pink powerchair.
Posted by: Katja at March 20, 2004 10:04 AM
Congrats on the new chair! V. v. exciting. What model is it?
Posted by: Becky at March 20, 2004 12:26 PM
And the soundtrack to your movie would be your band, MC Cripple and the Gimp Posse...
Platinum!!
Posted by: Janice at March 20, 2004 01:13 PM
Hunter's Custom autoshow was last weekend, complete with the "World Famous" Texas Bikini team and more rolling bling then you could shake your rhinestone-studded cellphone at. Any way, with so many of the cars there featuring mega systems and lowrider suspensions, I wonder what a power chair with hydraulics would look like. Combine that with some dual spinners on the wheels and you would be big pimpin' indeed.
Posted by: Webw at March 20, 2004 04:44 PM
I'd definitely pay money to see a hot sex scene involving a hoyer lift, but just once probably, so go direct-to-video.
Posted by: Charles at March 27, 2004 10:41 PM