November 15, 2003
I Was Worried There For A Minute
Good news! The likelihood of our planet getting smashed by an asteroid just got smaller. So now can we please destroy every copy of Armageddon in existence. God, I hated that movie. But I did see Master and Commander today, which is worth your time. Lots of old-fashioned swashes being buckled and so forth. My nurse was all ga-ga over Russell Crowe and his flowing tresses. I thought he looked a bit doughy myself. If Russell Crowe and I got into a barfight, who do you think would win? I may be small, but I fight dirty. Maybe I should write his agent a letter and challenge him to a no-holds-barred fracas at the venue of his choice. We could make it into this huge pay-per-view event. I could be rich! Rich, I tell you!
Posted by wintermute2_0 at November 15, 2003 08:33 PM
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