October 14, 2003

Dennis Kucinich Kissed Me!

I'm not sure what else to say because I'm still traumatized. I usually don't go to political rallies expecting to be mauled by the candidate. If I had known that was goiing to happen, I wouldn't have sat in the front row. Condescending bastard. I'm going to require years of therapy and all of the bills are going to his campaign manager.


Posted by wintermute2_0 at October 14, 2003 08:27 PM | TrackBack
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Yeah. You're so traumatized that you proceed to tell the whole world about it? More like bragging, dude.

:P

Posted by: Colby on March 12, 2005 10:20 PM

Another thought: maybe, if you had that robotic arm, or even the monkey with the robotic arm, you could have slapped him to the ground. Hehe. That makes me laugh in a good way.

Posted by: Rob LeFebvre on October 18, 2003 08:00 PM

Oh. My. God. I laughed like crazy when I saw this. What an ass that guy is! And you've got the photo to prove it. You've got this look on your face, like, "oh crap, he's kissing me! Dude! Get off!"

Sorry, but it just still strikes me as traumatically funny that people will still treat any human being like that. Chrap. Good think you have a sense of humor and can see what a doof he is. Sadly, most people are doofs when it comes to dealing with difference.

Posted by: Rob LeFebvre on October 18, 2003 07:59 PM

Dennis Kucinich is my representative and I voted for him. So, in some small way, I'm responsible for your brush with pity. Please accept my apology. ... At least I'll be on my guard if I ever have to lobby him.

Posted by: squeakywheel on October 16, 2003 03:26 PM

Webw is right on. That's what I'm hoping happens. Hold on to that pic...

Posted by: ActionPlant on October 15, 2003 01:11 PM

hmmm, not traumatized enough to refrain from posting another pic of yourself. You seem to enjoy attention.

Posted by: lizard on October 15, 2003 10:23 AM

...did he use tongue?

lucky guy you are...

Posted by: naked in chair on October 15, 2003 06:40 AM

Did you spit and go "ewwwww"?

Posted by: T on October 15, 2003 02:37 AM

Ohmigod! I don't know whether you should have laughed or screamed. Too bad it wasn't Madonna.

Posted by: Katja on October 15, 2003 12:15 AM

Dude, that blows. Hold on to the photographic evidence. Depending on how his candidacy goes, if he turns out to be the breakout dark horse, you can leverage these into a "Dennis Kucinich Groped Me" story and destroy his arc to the White House :-)

Posted by: Webw on October 14, 2003 09:54 PM
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